I would like to say that Saturday night was fairly interesting and satisfying. My grandpa was in town visiting us and he gave me ten bucks so I decided to go to the movies that night. I went to see How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. It was a good film much props to the cast and crew and the director. The first half of it was okay but as it got towards the middle to the end it got better. I loved it when Sydney hired a stripper to dance all over this guy named Vincent Lepak lol that was funny I mean you could see everything boobs and all but they blocked V-Town. The girl's wasn't really that attractive but her body was. I know you probably think I'm a perv but I'm just saying what I enjoyed but anyways another scene that I liked was the one where Kirsten's character got drunk and puked on Sydney's (Simon Pegg) lap and then when they got home she started playing some sexually provocative music while wearing a trench coat of which all she had underneath was a bra and panties which was very much to my satisfaction plus she was flirting with the guy's father and then she showed them the crack that he borrowed from some dentist that looked like a mexican Jesus. Okay I know it wasn't her fault you know she was drunk and she didn't know any better but out of all the worst possible outcomes of being publicly intoxicated why would you fucking reveal the crack to his father and on top of that the owner of his apartment too. He was so lucky that he didn't get evicted possesion and use of illegal drugs. The only reason he had the crack in the first place was because Sophie Mayes was drunk and she said that crack makes her very horny when she's wasted but then he saw Kirsten and saw that she was drunk so he decided to help her instead I mean because if he would have let her drive home drunk all by herself she would have gotten into a really bad car wreck and gotten herself killed and to me that shows that he has a heart lol because as mean as she was to him he didn't have to help her at all. Sophie Mayes doesn't give a flying fuck about him because she's a celebrity (in the movie) and most celebrities don't talk to lower classmen and besides he only wanted to fuck her because because he's a huge perverted fan but she doesn't know that he killed her dog but throughout the movie I felt kinda sorry for the poor guy I mean he tries so hard but he's always getting insulted and criticized and nobody likes him or his work. Anyways the movie had a very interesting story line so I give it a 3 out of 5 for lack of enough humor and the other 2 points are for the nudity and the bar scenes and the club scenes and the drugs. You guys should go see it the movie is great. Thanks for reading :)

*Quote Of The Day*: "I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."

*Joke Of The Day*

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.

*Celebrity Birthdays*

Moses Fleetwood Walker born on October 7, 1857

June Allyson born on October 7, 1917

Al Martino born on October 7, 1927

Jill Larson born on October 7, 1947

John Mellencamp born on October 7, 1951

Yo-Yo Ma born on October 7, 1955

Michael W. Smith born on October 7, 1957

Dylan Baker born on October 7, 1959

Simon Cowell born on October 7, 1959

Judy Landers born on October 7, 1961

Ellen ten Damme born on October 7, 1967

Toni Braxton born on October 7, 1967

Benny Chan born on October 7, 1969

Jessica Liedberg born on October 7, 1969

Malia Hosaka born on October 7, 1969

Nicole Ari Parker born on October 7, 1970

Ismael Urzaiz born on October 7, 1971

Johnnie Morton born on October 7, 1971

Jason Padgett born on October 7, 1972

Dida born on October 7, 1973

Priest Holmes born on October 7, 1973

Sami Hyypia born on October 7, 1973

Allison Munn born on October 7, 1974

Alyssa Chia born on October 7, 1974

Charles Woodson born on October 7, 1976

Martine Theeuwen born on October 7, 1976

Rachel McAdams born on October 7, 1976

Santiago Solari born on October 7, 1976

Taylor Hicks born on October 7, 1976

Meighan Desmond born on October 7, 1977

Alesha Dixon born on October 7, 1978

Joe Armstrong born on October 7, 1978

Aaron Ashmore born on October 7, 1979

Shawn Ashmore born on October 7, 1979

Simona Amanar born on October 7, 1979

Edison Chen born on October 7, 1980

Jermain Defoe born on October 7, 1982

Kobus Engels born on October 7, 1986

Emma Prescott born on October 7, 1998

*Friend Birthdays*

Michael (16)

Benjamin Baker (23)

Movies Opening On October 10, 2008

BODY OF LIES - Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe
CITY OF EMBER - Starring Saoirse Ronan and Harry Treadaway
QUARANTINE - Starring Columbus Short and Jennifer Carpenter
THE EXPRESS - Starring Dennis Quaid and Rob Brown

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